found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I enjoy the company of your penis
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