Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
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