The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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