hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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