Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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