Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
P.S. I can't hear my feet
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
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