She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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