Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
