My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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