therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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