My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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