508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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