He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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