Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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