i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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