I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Randomize
