isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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