He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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