I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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