But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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