Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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