Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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