This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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