sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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