He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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