People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
