guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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