its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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