More tranny stories later!
I just made out with a guy for $7.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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