Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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