yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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