please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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