the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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