it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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