Me too!
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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