You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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