I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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