I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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