It's like a parade of train wrecks.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
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