lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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