If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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