I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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