I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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