I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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