White coat. Heels.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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