spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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