Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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