We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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