I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
We are all done wearing pants today
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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