her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Floor bacon is actually really good
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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