I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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