real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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