Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
