we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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