Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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